Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Time I Met Amy Adams' Mom

Day... Does It Really Matter Anymore?

So as you all may know by now, the biggest surprise of the final Julie & Julia viewing party was that Amy Adams' mom, a Denver native, saw the event announcement in The Denver Post and decided to come see what all the hubub was about. Which put me in a rather... awkward position to say the least--seeing as most of my material is basically just me SHITTING on Amy Adams' performance as Julie Powell.

"Hi Mrs. Adams! Pleasure to meet you! Your daughter is the worst person in the world!"

Basically, whenever I said something bad about Amy Adams, I was pretty much saying it directly to her mother's face, which seemed to play well with most of the audience. Mrs. Adams? Not so much.

Anyway, I got the chance to talk to her after the event, where I profusely apologized for the two hour-long hate-fest of her daughter that I put her through. It was a pretty weird interview and she just seemed to be generally confused as to why I would ever do what I did (the fact that I was still wearing the wig and pearls probably didn't help. See for yourself.



So that was probably the pinnacle of surreality throughout the night (not that there weren't many, many competing moments). And afterwards, I asked the question I knew I had to ask--if she had told her daughter about where she was at the moment. And guess what? She'd texted her earlier that evening! Mrs. Adams said she hadn't heard back from Amy (or she just didn't want to say), but it didn't really matter at that point. Because...

AMY ADAMS IS AWARE OF MY EXISTENCE!!!

I guess I can cross that goal off the list. What a weird... thing. The one downside of this whole meeting Amy Adams' mom ordeal is that I guess this will make it much harder for me to murder Amy Adams now. You know, since the family knows I'm out there, silently lurking in the alleyways. But hey, you never know until you try!

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Non-Julie & Julia Quote of the Day: "You had me at hello."
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22 comments:

  1. I wonder if you are going to go somewhere with this whole 'I shit on actors and they react like real people' theme. I remember your random actor posts fondly. I think it has potential.

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  3. Why would anybody have anything bad to say about one of Hollywoods finest actors?

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  4. yeah what's wrong with him.

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  5. 15 mins. of fame? I doubt it. Seeking attention, yes. Learn some respect, you sound like a arrogant teenager who obsesses over Amy Adams. Its likely you have a big crush on her, than hate her.

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  6. " It's likely you have a big crush on her, then hate her"
    What the fuck are you in elementary school??
    Also it's not even about Amy Adams, it's about the hideously self centered character she played. Just. Fuck you.

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  7. It was pathetic to hear that the interview was a weird one....well it was interesting to know your story here...thanks!

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