Thursday, November 24, 2011

Day 360 - Thanksgiving

Day 360.

It's fitting that the last holiday being celebrated here at the L/J&J Project is Thanksgiving, a time to spend with family and reflect upon the past year's events. This annual celebration of the harvest, the Native American genocide and the Green Bay Packers being 11-0 is very special time for me--a time to give thanks.

Thanks, Pikachu!
I, for one, am thankful for the fact that there are only five viewings of Julie & Julia left. I am also thankful for the Dai family Thanksgiving tradition of eating Peking Roast Duck for dinner instead of dry 'ol turkey. Which also means of course, you're going to get some scene reenactments from Julie & Julia, quite possibly the last ones ever.


Just like Julie, I knew that by the end of this blog, I would have to bone a duck. But unlike Julie, I didn't really make a big deal out of it. Mostly because my mom did it for me. Hooray for moms!


And come to think of it, even if I wanted to bone this duck, I don't even know what that would entail. I mean, in the photo I'm just pretending to slit this duck. Is that "boning?" Am I putting more bones into the duck? That doesn't make much sense to me. Doesn't she mean "de-boning" the duck? I think most ducks are cooked with the bones inside them--I can't imagine anyone successfully carving a boneless, shapeless duck sack.


Anyways, our duck looked much better than Julie's, in my personal opinion. And it sure tasted better than the Cheez-its I usually eat during this scene.

But that being said, I felt a little guilty afterwards about not boning the duck--after all, the whole point of this blog was so I could summon the courage to bone a duck. So here it is: Me boning a duck.


Okay, so I didn't really have sex with a duck. But I did fuck the shit out of the duck carcass after I had eaten all the meat off it. My parents just refused to take photos of me sexually violating our Thanksgiving dinner. But trust me, it was the best Thanksgiving ever.

Time for a trytophan-induced, post-duck-coital nap. Have a great rest of Thanksgiving, everyone!

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "So thanks, everybody."

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