Monday, November 14, 2011

Day 350 - An Average Day for Julia Child

Day 350.

What would an average day for Julia Child at Le Cordon Bleu have been like? Well, there's no way of knowing for sure, (unless you take the time to read read My Life in France, but who would do that??), but luckily for us, we've got an endless flow of expository Julia Child voiceover to dive into. The voiceover's great and all, but as my English teachers have always said, "Show, don't tell." *Insert some kind of timely, somewhat tasteless Jerry Sandusky joke here*


"By 7:30 I'm in class, in my apron, peeling potatoes."


"Then we cook stock..."

 
"And we bone fish..."


"We dress pigeons."


"We make pastry with so much butter..."


"It almost stops your heart just to look at it."

Yup, it's Day 350 of the L/J&J Project and I decided to go with a bunch of crudely photoshopped images of Julia Child doing nonsensical shit. What more do you want from this blog? It's been 350 days!!! There's nothing left to say!!

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "Looks like a cupcake." 

26 comments:

  1. Creative. Welldone.
    Only 15 days to go!
    You did it!

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  2. Bravo Lawrence, Bravo. I love the dress Pigeon and the boned fish.

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  3. Whatever will you do when this is over?

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  4. Lawrence I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. You are too funny. I run the blog over at Good Apps so thank you for the post on Julia Childs. I needed the laughter this morning.

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  5. There's nothing left to say!!

    Except, of course, for finishing the audio commentary. But I suppose that would be too painful. So we'll take boned fish.

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  6. i really like these pics

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  7. I like how Julia is upside down while making pastry.

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  8. I love how you progressively started BSing more and more. That last one is hilarious

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  9. This was the best :)

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  10. I'm going to miss this when it's over, man!

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  11. You act as if this is a bad post--I think it's one of your best as of late! The pigeon-dressing, the duck-boning, and the stock-cooking are all genial.

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  12. slightly less insane than i've come ot expect.

    looks like you're getting more viewers (or at least commenters) now that you're almost done. people want to see the big finale!

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  13. I've seen the movie enough times to know the voice-over pretty well so I knew where you'd be going with the pictures yet I STILL practically spit out my drink when seeing them. Awesome. I needed a good laugh today... thanks.

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  14. At this point I'm expecting your last post to be 3 words:

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