Saturday, November 5, 2011

Day 341 - Stockholm Syndrome

Day 341. 

Hey there. Long time no see. It's me, Lawrence. Remember? The guy who sits from afar and watches you play every day? Sometimes I'll watch you in the morning, sometimes I'll watch you at night. Sometimes I'll watch you from a playground, sometimes I'll watch you from my house. Most of the times actually, I prefer to watch you from the comfort of my own room with the door locked and the lights turned off.

Shia LaBOEUF BORGUIGNON

Didja miss me? I sure missed you. I know it's been less than a day since I've seen you last, but what can I say? I'm head-over-heels for you. I'm completely floored by you. And it's not that you're all that pretty or cool at first. I mean, you are I guess. And I can see why other people always have a good first impression of you. But for me, it took awhile getting used to you. I mean, to be honest--about a year. But now that I am, I'm completely enamored. I just--I can't tear my eyes away from you and I don't know why. I think I love you.

O, sweet, sweet Julie & Julia, you had me at "Bonjour."

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "What if you hadn't fallen in love with me?"

10 comments:

  1. well, this is interesting. i think i'm going to miss you when you stop writing this blog.
    then again, i think that grey's anatomy chick is still around.

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  2. Are you hopped up on cough syrup, Lawrence?

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  3. I honestly like your masturbation jokes better.

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  5. People with Stockholm syndrome should get some security measure because they sometimes don't know what their doing. Thanks and have a nice day.

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