Thursday, November 3, 2011

Day 339 - Perfect Intimacy

Day 339.

Is he...? Is he picking her nose? Is Eric Powell (a.k.a. Not Mark Ruffalo) picking his wife's nose in this scene approximately 1 hour and 40 minutes into Julie & Julia?


Okay, so it's not the traditional lead-with-the-index-finger-turn-and-flick-nose-pick. But it's definitely some kind of variation on the theme. Maybe the question shouldn't be "Is he picking her nose?" More like, "Is he jamming his fingers into Julie Powell's nose in an attempt to travel so far deep into her nasal passage that maybe--just maybe--he might be able touch her brain, forever altering her irritable personality and therefore making her a more tolerable, nay, likable person?"


Godspeed, Not Mark Ruffalo. Godspeed.


Or maybe he just wants to FEAST ON HER BOOGEYS*.

*Sometimes, I wish I had a woman in my life who would let me feast on her boogeys. Because when you really u think about it, isn't this why we're here? Why we've been put on this beautiful Earth--to attain a state of perfect intimacy? You know, for a split second, when your limbs are so intertwined that you don't know whose are whose, when her hair is in your face and it tickles your nose, so you smile as you brush it back behind her ear, when her scent has become so intoxicating that it becomes as necessary for your survival as the very air you breathe. When fingers interlock, when lips get acquainted with each other, when two bodies become one. When you stick your tongue into her left nostril and she snot-rockets right into it, creating an orgasm of astronomical proportion--this, this is love. A merging of souls.

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "Measurements do not matter."

16 comments:

  1. That's gross.


    -Audrey

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  3. Lawrence...Do you need a moment?

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  4. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me go back to talking about houses please. i changed my mind, they are interesting now. so interesting.

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  5. Ok, so I haven't commented very much over the past year, but damn this one really did make me laugh out loud. It actually had a Python-esque feeling to it somehow.

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  6. Well, after this post, I'm pretty sure a lot of women will show up in your life.
    Not.

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  7. It wasn't a pick, it was a scratch! No pick!

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  8. I think you have a post-LJJP career as a Harlequin romance novelist

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  9. I would say this is weird, but I know a couple who actually do openly and awkwardly put their fingers up each others noses. You are shedding light on a very real and dark phenomena in this world.

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