Day 326 - Julie & Julia, Sped Up x2

Day 326.

One of the worst parts about doing this blog is that every day, I have to spend TWO HOURS watching Julie & Julia. Wait, actually--that's the only part of this blog. But today, I had the rare stroke of genius (as opposed to my regular J&J-induced strokes) to watch this movie twice as fast as it usually is. That's right, folks. JULIE & JULIA SPED UP X2!

I know that a lot of you might consider this "cheating," but you know what? I've earned this. I've earned the right to essentially fast forward through this terrible, terrible film. And the extra hour I saved today is going to be the greatest hour of my life (read: the greatest hourlong masturbation session of my life).

And if you're curious, Julie & Julia sped up x2 was also hilarious. I didn't think Julie could sound anymore chipmunky, but I was proven wrong today. See for yourself.



So that was definitely the most fun viewing of Julie & Julia I've had in awhile, mostly because it was so short (relatively speaking). It's a good thing I'm in high spirits now, because I guess I'm going to have to watch Julie & Julia slowed down x2 tomorrow... I guess that means, 4 hours of Julie & Julia.

Or I could stab out my own eyes. Yeah, I'll just do that.

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