Day 319.
Every day we are constantly bombarded with choices and decisions to make, some more important than others. Should I walk the dog or wash the dishes? Should I brush my teeth or just swish around this Pepsi? Should I pay this parking ticket or kill the next policeman I see? Should I have an abortion or birth this child? These are the questions of our lives.
But I am in the unique position of having faced the same question for the past 319 days.
And yes, before anyone says anything, Safeway pharmacy does sell "Suicide Pills" and yes, you do have to take 1 capsule by mouth daily for 5 days. I'm not going to lie--they aren't the most effective suicide pills on the market right now. I mean, obviously--it's been 318 days since I started taken them and I'm still here. I suppose that's what I get for buying the generic stuff.
THINGS TO CONTEMPLATE.
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