Ever since I was a little boy, I've always wondered what girls do when they go to the bathroom. I mean, I know that girls don't poop. That's basic biology. But seriously, what happens when you're out on the town with a group of gals and they all just get up and leave to go to the bathroom together? What are they doing in there?!!? Well, thanks to Julie & Julia, now I know.
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| 1. Dey be poppin' dey zitz. |
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| 2. Dey be smilin' like idiotzzz. |
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| 3. Dey be bewildered as fuck. |
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| 4. Dey be so bewildaed, dat dey get dey drink on. |
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| 5. Dey be meetin' dey peoples. |
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| 6. Dey be smug assholes. |
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| 7. Dey be all up in that mirror shieet. |
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| 8. Dey be Joe Camel. |
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| 9. DEY BE TAKING HUGE DUMPS WHILE DEY APPLY DEY LIPSTICK!!! |
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| 10. Dey be forgettin' to flush. |
Wait, is this racist? This seems fairly racist, coming from an objective point of view. Has watching Julie & Julia 311 times turned me into a racist? Or was I just a racist all along? Deliberate amongst yourselves in the comments, you crackers (Let's be honest--we're all white here).
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