Thursday, October 6, 2011

Day 311 - What Women Do in the Bathroom

Day 311.

Ever since I was a little boy, I've always wondered what girls do when they go to the bathroom. I mean, I know that girls don't poop. That's basic biology. But seriously, what happens when you're out on the town with a group of gals and they all just get up and leave to go to the bathroom together? What are they doing in there?!!? Well, thanks to Julie & Julia, now I know.

1. Dey be poppin' dey zitz.
2. Dey be smilin' like idiotzzz.
3. Dey be bewildered as fuck.
4. Dey be so bewildaed, dat dey get dey drink on.
5. Dey be meetin' dey peoples.
6. Dey be smug assholes.
7. Dey be all up in that mirror shieet.
8. Dey be Joe Camel.
9. DEY BE TAKING HUGE DUMPS WHILE DEY APPLY DEY LIPSTICK!!!
10. Dey be forgettin' to flush.

Wait, is this racist? This seems fairly racist, coming from an objective point of view. Has watching Julie & Julia 311 times turned me into a racist? Or was I just a racist all along? Deliberate amongst yourselves in the comments, you crackers (Let's be honest--we're all white here).

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Julie & Julia
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