Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Day 288 - Random Actor Tuesday - Christelle Cornil

Day 288.

Today's Random Actor Tuesday is Christelle Cornil, who plays the Baker's Wife in Julie & Julia.


She, uh... doesn't really do much in the movie. What did you expect? She's the BAKER'S WIFE. Not the baker. The baker is the one the who does everything in this fucking bakery--you and I both know that. And I know what you're thinking and I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm not being sexist. If anyone is sexist, it is Nora Ephron for her failure to flesh out this "Baker's Wife" role at all.


She's in the movie for all of 3 seconds, so every choice she makes is essential to her character. I decided to track what she did throughout her scene.
First 1.5 seconds: She smiles like an iiiiiddiottttt.
Last 1.5 seconds: She rubs her hand on her husband's back, showing her support for THE MOTHERFUCKING BAKER.
Good one, Baker's Wife. I applaud your effort. Every man needs a strong woman at his side to pat his back as HE LITERALLY PUTS BREAD ON THE TABLE.


All women in this movie are useless. Except for Julia Child, of course. But she's not really a woman, is she? More of a demi-goddess.

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "Why do you need to take a stupid test?"

19 comments:

  1. I KNOW I EXAGGERATED THINGS NOW I GOT IT LIKE THAT

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  2. TUCK MY NAPKIN IN MY SHIRT CUZ I'M JUST MOBBIN' LIKE THAT

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  3. THE REAL IS ON THE RISE

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  4. NO IMDB on this lady?! Is she not in any other movie or tv show? I need more!!

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  5. Why is this bitch even in the bakery? Shouldn't she be at home taking care of the kids and making her hard working baker husband some dinner? She IS totally useless!

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  6. Have you ever heard of the musical "Into the Woods?" The Baker's Wife in that is actually much more helpful than the Baker!

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  7. I can not see her as a demi-goddess after you brought up her homophobia..

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