Day 275 - Julie & Julia Haikus

Day 275.

Wasn't feeling too loquacious today. Thought I'd try my hand at some Julie & Julia haikus. Leave your own in the comments if you think you have a good one.

Woke up this morning,

Watched Julie & Julia.

I wish I were dead.

Is there anything
better than butter? Oh wait,
yeah--lots o' butter.

Started the movie,

Saw Amy Adams' dumb face,

Cried for awhile.
 

That guy bothers me,

'Cuz he is definitely

Not Mark Ruffalo

Meryl Streep is great,

Someone give her an Oscar.

How did she not win?

Infertility
is the saddest thing ever.
Julia Childless.
 

I feel like I am
just reliving the same day
over and over.

Why are you still here?
Reading this cannot be fun.
Don't these jokes get old?

Fuck this shit movie

Fuck fuck fuck fuck ass fuck fuck

Fuck Julie Powell.

Forgive my language,
My mind is slowly going.
Fat check for my shrink.

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Julie & Julia Quote of the Day: "The hen!"