Wasn't feeling too loquacious today. Thought I'd try my hand at some Julie & Julia haikus. Leave your own in the comments if you think you have a good one.
Woke up this morning,
Watched Julie & Julia.
I wish I were dead.
Is there anything
better than butter? Oh wait,
yeah--lots o' butter.
Is there anything
better than butter? Oh wait,
yeah--lots o' butter.
Started the movie,
Saw Amy Adams' dumb face,
Cried for awhile.
That guy bothers me,
'Cuz he is definitely
Not Mark Ruffalo
Meryl Streep is great,
Someone give her an Oscar.
How did she not win?
Infertility
is the saddest thing ever.
Julia Childless.
Infertility
is the saddest thing ever.
Julia Childless.
I feel like I am
just reliving the same day
over and over.
Why are you still here?
Reading this cannot be fun.
Don't these jokes get old?
Fuck this shit movie
just reliving the same day
over and over.
Why are you still here?
Reading this cannot be fun.
Don't these jokes get old?
Fuck this shit movie
Fuck fuck fuck fuck ass fuck fuck
Fuck Julie Powell.
Forgive my language,
My mind is slowly going.
Fat check for my shrink.
Forgive my language,
My mind is slowly going.
Fat check for my shrink.
Julie & Julia Quote of the Day: "The hen!"
Omg...Julia Childless...tragically hilarious..?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/Broetry-Brian-McGackin/dp/159474517X -- a future once the julie and julia thing runs out?
ReplyDeleteCobb Salad Lunch Scene
ReplyDeleteBitches watching carbs, pantyhose
No breadstick for you!
YOu really need to stop watching this movie, I saw it and liked it but I only watched it once and once only!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot Mark Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteNot shaving your stubbly face.
Towel on the floor.
Make this into a book and call it art! You have definitely got something in the ways of conceptual art here!
ReplyDeleteYou made this your blog
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you're suffering
Only ninety more!
for a very WEIRD reason (skipping to the intro text and reading the first line) I thought this was a Julie and Julia Rebecca Black Friday song. So I got the tune in my mind and tried singing along XD I tried to hard to fit the text into the lyrics of the song and was failing miserably. I quit at the 4th paragraph as it was impossible.
ReplyDeleteI looked back at the intro text and realized this wasn't a Friday song XD well FML
Butter and Childless are the best. Truly art haikus.
ReplyDeleteMine:
"Don't quit, Lawrence Dai.
Fame, Fortune and Love Await."
-A blog's false future.
N.Y. Times, Chi. Trib.
Clamor for young blogger Dai.
Pulitzer worthy.
FBI, Army
Stop torture techniques research
Dai survives the worst.
Aspic, O Aspic
French gelatin gourmet dish
Or ham in Jell-O.
Boef, boeuf bourguignon.
However are you ruined?
Cameo in film.
Each time I see this
ReplyDeleteI shed a single tear for
Your shit misfortunes
I have seen it once
It was incredibly bland
It sucked my fat cock
I want to watch it
While simultaneously
Reading your wise prose
It will be awful
But I will find your great truths
In a hands-on way
Not Mark Ruffalo
Why did you marry such a
Grotsky little bitch?
Titties titties tits
Titties titties titties tits
Titties titties tits
Boning a dead duck,
ReplyDeleteCan you even concieve it?
Aspics are hard, too.
my favorite was
ReplyDeleteInfertility
is the saddest thing ever.
Julia Childless.