Monday, August 29, 2011

Day 273 - The Food in Julie & Julia vs. The Food I Eat (pt. 2)

Day 273.

Back on Day 20 of the L/J&J Project, I talked about how torturous it was for me to watch all of the characters in Julie & Julia constantly feast on gourmet cooking, while I was forced to eat the junkiest of junk food.

I would kill to lick Amy Adams' fingers...
Oh, and that raspberry Bavarian cream looks pretty good too.

Well it's been 253 days, and though the food in Julie & Julia hasn't changed at all, I've watched this movie enough times to pick up a thing or two about cooking to make myself a substantial meal. Yes, that's right--I've actually learned how to cook (If it wasn't evident from my chocolate creme pie, aspic and poached egg posts). But now that I have the guidance of both the film itself and Julia's Mastering the Art of French Cooking, how could I possibly go wrong?

Reference materials.

Okay, so I flipped through all the recipes in Mastering and I realized I didn't have any of the fancy schmancy ingredients that Julie and/or Julia might have had in the film. After all, I'm working on a college intern budget here.


After consulting the cookbook's index, I realized I could only make one dish--Julia's famous Hot Dogs & Angel Hair Pasta!


Okay... so I realize that Julia's famous Hot Dogs & Angel Hair Pasta is not a real dish. But I am really, really quite poor and have very, very limited cooking skills. Besides, that was a hearty fucking meal right there. Much better than, say... this...


Oh, fuck you Julie & Julia. I'm doing fine on my own, thank you very much.

The ketchup from the hot dogs lent the pasta an almost spaghetti-sauce-like taste!
Molto Bene!
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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "And went back to bed for several hours."

8 comments:

  1. That's a "give me some cash" gesture there in the final photo, if I'm not very much mistaken.

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  2. JayKen KnotstirredAugust 30, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    (First comment, loyal reader since Day 56- Mmmmm,Butter!)

    92 days left. I salute you Good Sir!

    Do you have a Countdown Strategy?

    Have you thought about how to end your journey?
    Final 10 posts? Last Post? ...of course you have, probably since post number 39...

    Stay Strong! The finish line is near!

    Whole lot a lurkers like myself checking in every now and then to see if you can fulfill your commitment. I'm sure your traffic will peak in Oh, Say...81 days...
    Looks like you're the real deal!

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  3. Lawrence is going to make a fine husband for someone some day with those off-the-hook cooking skills. And I see he didn't skimp on the dogs either; those fuckers are BUN size.

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  4. Shells and Cheese with cut up hot dogs. Got me through my sophomore year of college.

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  5. Very nice. I'm sure Julia would approve. :-) I'm pretty excited to see you follow this through. Keep it up :-)

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  6. I had a surprise when I was shelving some non-fiction books at my library today. I ended up shelving Julie Powell's book "Cleaving." The one she wrote after "Julie & Julia." "Julia & Julia" was misplaced on the shelf also, so I put it back in the right spot. Anyway, it made me think of this blog today. Keep up the good work. I couldn't stand just holding the book the few seconds I had it in my hands.

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  7. Why would you ruin good spaghetti with pig guts and nitrates! Yuck!

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  8. I appreciate your topic for blogging. Thanks for sharing such a useful post.

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