Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Day 260 - Random Actor Tuesday: Columbia Logo Woman

Day 260.

Today's featured Random Actor Tuesday isn't exactly a traditional "actor" in Julie & Julia per se... but she is, however, an instantly recognizable icon whose influential work spans across many, many films.


Yup, today's featured random actress is the woman from the Columbia logo.

Let me be honest with you--I hate this Columbia logo bitch. I hate her Julie Powell-lesbian haircut, I hate her long billowy robes, I hate the way she holds up that fucking torch like she's better than everyone. She is probably the worst motion picture company logo in the history of film. I'll take the MGM lion or even the fucking Paramount mountain peak over this whore any day.

What a smug asshole.

But why do I reserve so much hatred and vitrol for such a seemingly inoffensive and basically inanimate portrait of this woman? It's what she stands for, goddammit. Every time I see her stupid face and her stupid torch proudly held up high, it means that I'm in for another 2 hours and 3 minutes of mindless numbing pain. She is the harbinger of evil, the omen of suffering, the angel of death.

Fuck, you Columbia logo woman. Seriously.


I swear to god, I'm going to hunt this woman down and strangle her with my bare hands.

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "The one in your head is the one that matters." 

13 comments:

  1. I love the concept for two reasons:
    1: It shows the desperation to find something new to say after watching the same movie over 250 times
    2: It represents your ever-growing hatred for even the smallest, most tangential aspect of watching this movie.

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  3. The original was modelled on Ida Lupino, who was herself pretty darned cool. One of the first women directors, ballsy, etc.

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