For those of you who are new to the Lawrence/Julie & Julia Project (which is a great lot, judging from all the new comments), I think you should know how much disdain I have for Chris Messina, the actor who plays Eric Powell (Julie's husband). Chris Messina is a piece of shit, except you'll hardly ever see his name on this blog because since Day 3, I've pretty much only referred to him as "Not Mark Ruffalo." You know, because of his uncanny resemblance to actual actor, Mark Ruffalo.


-----Mark Ruffalo-----------------------Not Mark Ruffalo-----------------------
Well it just so happens that today, I've got a new NMR-related gripe for you all. Not Mark Ruffalo doesn't know how to fucking shave!
Okay, so in this scene, our buddy Not Mark Ruffalo has presumably just left the bathroom mid-shave to eavesdrop on Julie's phone conversation. We can see that he was about to shave the left side of his face, but decided to tend to his wife and her imminent "meltdown." An admirable, caring husband, no doubt. And surely such a supportive, competent husband would know how to properly shave himself!
But then, in the middle of the conversation, he does the unthinkable...
That's right. He just fucking wipes a half a Not Mark Ruffalo's face's worth of shaving cream from his non-Mark Ruffalo cheek! And he does it so nonchalantly, as if that is what normal people would do in that situation! No! No! No!!! The primary--nay, sole, reason of applying shaving cream to a particular area is that you actually shave the aforementioned area which is covered in shaving cream!!! It is not that difficult.
If I'm not mistaken (and I've seen this movie far too many times to be mistaken), Not Mark Ruffalo had not finished shaving at the beginning of this scene, and still remains half-shaven by the end of it.
WHAT THE FUCK, MANG!?!?! FINISH SHAVING BEFORE YOU WIPE UP THAT FUCKFACE OF YOURS!!! NOW YOU'S JUST WALKIN' ROUND LIKE SUM HALF-STUBBLED GOOB!!!
LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SHAVE, NOT MARK RUFFALO!!!
![]() | |||
Oh. You're just going to casually throw your shaving cream-covered towel onto the dining room floor? Okay, I guess that's cool. |
What kind of idiot doesn't know how to shave? All I can say at this point is thank God for the actual Mark Ruffalo--a real man's man.
![]() |
It's really great that this photo exists and is readily available on the internet. |
Take note, NMR. See how Mark Ruffalo has carefully drawn the blade across his entire face--not just the right/middle areas. Notice how there isn't a huge fucking mass of shaving cream left over on his cheek when he's finished shaving? That is how it is done. But you wouldn't know that, now would you Chris Messina? Because all you've ever been--and all you'll ever be--is a poor man's Mark Ruffalo.
Learn to shave, asshole.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Julie & Julia Quote of the Day: "And with a small, sharp knife, its edge always cutting against the bone..."
Must have been Nair.
ReplyDeleteWow I can't believe you were able to find such a fitting photo of Mark Ruffalo properly shaving.
ReplyDeleteIs there a reason, other than the fact that he LOOKS so much like Mark Ruffalo, that you hate poor Chris Messina?
ReplyDeleteI hate Martha Plimpton, but it's because she was inexcusably rude to me once. The hatred you have for NMR seems a little disproportionate to his crime of looking like another (albeit fine) actor. Lots of actors look alike. Take the guy from "Chuck" and the guy from "The Office". I can never tell them apart! It's annoying, but I don't hate either one of them because...well, mainly because I never know who I'm watching, but even if I did, I wouldn't fault one for looking like the other. They can't help it.
This whole thing reminds me of the Kim Kardashian-Old Navy girl lawsuit. Just because someone looks like a famous person shouldn't mean that they aren't allowed to be famous too.
This comment is way too long. Sorry. I just felt kind of bad for NMR. Proceed.
It looks like he didn't even started to shave. I think he just like the feel of shaving cream and apply it ramdomly troughout his day...
ReplyDeleteI agree with TB. Of course, me being a newb i've learned you're a little edgy lol. Plus, i can't stand NMR either...Actually I only like the Julia and not the Julie altogether.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Julie Powell is such a bitch. What with having to deal with all the shaving cream covered towels thrown around her house and Not Mark Ruffalo's constantly stubbly face in spite of it.
ReplyDeleteOnly Mark Ruffalo can save her now! But she will have to fight me for him first.
Can you please have NMR guest blog one day? I think he would be way into it.
ReplyDeleteHey I really admire you for keeping up with this for so long. Each post I've read thus far has given me a laugh. Kudos to you. Hope I can make it past 100 posts in a straight row!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I also kinda feel bad for NMR guy too. *shrug*
I would love to see a NMR guest blog as well. See if the kid has a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty standard movie convention, characters are interrupted mid-way through shaving and wipe the excess shaving cream off. Viola, they are miraculously clean shaven across their entire face! This is right up there with passing buses that make people across the street magically disappear.
ReplyDeleteSays the blogger that doesn't look like he's had to shave a day in his life! : D
ReplyDeleteHilarious. :-) I have a copy of the book sitting at home waiting to be read now.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha your blog is amazing. You should make NMR merch.
ReplyDeleteGabby
http://stardependentvitage.blogspot.com
I kinda like MR. He seems all normal, warm and approachable. I think I was the only one who liked him in the movie, "Blindness"...Heck I think I was the ONLY person who saw that movie and liked it. This is not because of MR but because I was legally blind at the time and could identify with the premise. Since then I have had EPIC eye surgery and I can NOW tell the difference between MR and NMR. NMR needs to just grow a real beard and stop riding on the coat tails of MR. But I also have trouble with Dougray Scott and Ben Chaplin soo..
ReplyDeleteThat seems to be a good episode. I was curious to watch it.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I was wondering wehre my strange aversion to Chris Messina came from and now I have the answer. HE'S NOT MAREK RUFFALO.
ReplyDeleteThanks for clearing that up. It's been bugging me for a while.
you have a fucking problem. are you seriously gonna rant for 15 minutes about shaving? i'm sorry but i do believe there are more important things in life than someone shaving. get off your high horse and stop being a bitch.
ReplyDeleteLots of Good information in your post, I favorited your blog post so I can visit again in the future, Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThe rocks Hockey is usually one sport that is certainly played across the world in unique regions. It fuses the cuboid crushing checks while using the gracefulness connected with sliding along the ice. www.scorespro.com
ReplyDeletecoach purses on sale
ReplyDeletecheap ray bans
coach outlet online
louboutin outlet
ray ban outlet store
tiffany and co outlet
nike free 5.0
birkenstocks
cartier love ring
ghd hair dryer
lacoste shoes
nike free flyknit 3.0
louis vuitton purse
cheap jordan shoes
adidas trainers
burberry outlet
michael kors outlet online
ghd
coach outlet online
longchamp outlet
cheap oakley sunglasses
christian louboutin uk
black timberland boots
michael kors outlet clearance
rolex replica watches
louis vuitton handbags
polo ralph lauren outlet
yeezy boost 350 white
louis vuitton handbags
adidas nmd runner
louboutin shoes
michael kors handbags
yeezy boost 350
jordan pas cher
michael kors uk
fake oakleys
louis vuitton pas cher
pandora jewelry
adidas gazelle
louis vuitton outlet
chenzhen201662
cheap oakley sunglasses
ReplyDeleterolex watches
cheap oakley sunglasses
louis vuitton pas cher
timberland shoes
hollister
camisetas futbol baratas
mcm outlet
michael kors outlet uk
coach outlet
oakley sunglasses
coach outlet
true religion sale
oakley sunglasses sale
louis vuitton outlet
nike free running
jordan shoes
louis vuitton outlet
oakley sunglasses
lululemon outlet
nike air max 90
coach factory outlet
coach outlet online
coach outlet clearance
cheap mlb jerseys
mulberry handbags
louis vuitton neverfull sale
michael kors outlet clearance
true religion jeans
louis vuitton handbags outlet
rolex watches for sale
longchamp handbags
true religion outlet
michael kors handbags
tory burch outlet online
chanyuan0719
toms shoes outlet online
ReplyDeletetory burch sale
nike free run
polo shirts
toms shoes
oakley outlet
ray-ban sunglasses
nike air force 1
longchamp handbags
adidas superstar
louis vuitton outlet
ed hardy clothing
louis vuitton handbags
louis vuitton outlet
ralph lauren outlet
kate spade
louis vuitton bags
adidas trainers
gucci outlet
true religion
louis vuitton bags
vans shoes
coach outlet store online clearances
air jordans
pandora jewelry
louis vuitton outlet
lebron james shoes
oakley sunglasses wholesale
ray ban wayfarer
michael kors outlet
polo ralph lauren
louis vuitton
toms shoes
nike factory outlet
ray ban sunglasses
replica watches
polo ralph lauren outlet
oakley outlet
ray ban sunglasses
adidas stan smith
20167.25chenjinyan
uggs on sale
ReplyDeleteugg outlet
fitflops
cheap ray ban sunglasses
coach outlet store
kobe bryant shoes
oakley sunglasses wholesale
polo ralph lauren
louboutin shoes
uggs canada
sac longchamp
adidas superstars
ray bans
michael kors outlet
cheap ray bans
kate spade uk
michael kors outlet store
mlb jerseys free shipping
cheap jordan shoes
puma outlet
true religion jeans
omega replica watches
chi flat iron
christian louboutin sale
canada goose outlet
hollister clothing store
louboutin pas cher
micahel kors
adidas supercolor pink
true religion outlet
reebok classic
toms outlet store
designer handbags wholesale
2016811caiyan
supra for sale
ReplyDeletecheap nfl jerseys
ugg boots
uggs
fitflops
nike store
ralph lauren outlet
coach outlet
coach factory outlet
abercrombie and fitch
2016930ciayan
replica watches
ReplyDeletenike huarache
nike air max 90
new york knicks
cheap oakley sunglasses
new england patriots jerseys
jordan shoes
lions jerseys
cheap jordans
san antonio spurs
Home advance home loan renegotiate is perfect for property holders who are yet to clear their home loan advances. This is fitting when financing costs have died down. Renegotiating just implies that the property holder takes another advance to clean up the current home loan advance and is left to manage the new leaser, who, much of the time offers bring down financing costs and also a more extended reimbursement period, permitting you to pay as meager as you can bear. cash advance chicago
ReplyDeletejordans
ReplyDeletetimberland boots
timberland outlet
birkenstock outlet
coach outlet online
fila shoes
mcm outlet
ray ban aviators
adidas superstar
cheap jordan shoes
20173.14wengdongdong
Much the same as conventional credits, payday advances constitute lawful understandings between the loaning organizations and the beneficiaries and it is consequently that exceptionally watchful thought is required. Cash Advance Chicago
ReplyDeletelebron 13 shoes
ReplyDeletefitflops sale clearance
cheap jordans
michael kors outlet online
james harden shoes
true religion
nike huarache
nike huarache
true religion jeans
yeezy boost 350
شركة نقل عفش بالمدينة المنورة
ReplyDeleteشركة نقل اثاث بالرياض
شركة نقل عفش بالدمام
شركة نقل عفش بالطائف
Lessons learned can be discussed at project reviews as part of the closeout phase. Closure also deals with the final details of the project and provides a normal ending for all procedures, including the delivery of the final product. use this link
ReplyDeletelouboutin shoes
ReplyDeletelacoste polo
kyrie 3
golden goose
jimmy choo shoes
air jordan
michael kors
cheap mlb jerseys
cheap nba jerseys
adidas tubular
Many Thanks for the shared this informative and interesting post with me.
ReplyDeleteDogeMiner2 Game Free
Game For Christmas
Defly 2020
Games Source
GamesBX
Blog Game
Awesome blog. I enjoyed reading your articles.
ReplyDeletetutu app
tutuapp download
ReplyDeleteنقل عفش داخل جدة نقل عفش داخل جدة
دينا نقل عفش جدة دينا نقل عفش جدة
افضل نقل عفش من جدة الى الرياض افضل نقل عفش من جدة الى الرياض
نقل عفش من جدة الى دبي شحن عفش من جدة الى الامارات