Saturday, April 30, 2011

Day 152 - Simca & Louisette's Books

Day 152.

So a couple of weeks ago, I was walking in downtown Evanston with some of my buddies, when we happened upon a bookstore window display. Through the window, I spotted a book which bore a very familiar name.

SIMCA a.k.a. SIMONE BECK!

It seemed as though Simca, Julia's best friend and co-author of Mastering the Art of French Cooking had written a cookbook of her own called Simca's Cuisine! And Julia was nice enough to write the foreward for it--how delightful!

BFFs (Big Fucking Friends)

Except that means at one point Simca went rogue and thought she could write her own cookbook without the aid of her best friend/only talented author of Mastering the Art. I mean granted, I haven't read either of the cookbooks, but from what I've gleaned from 152 viewings of this movie, Julia Child is perfect and everyone else around her is complete a piece of shit. It's like when members of a rock band start to become full of themselves and all try to pursue solo careers. I'm sorry, Simone, but you ain't nuthin' without Julia Fucking Child. You are the George Harrison in this scenario. Obviously, Julia is both Lennon and McCartney, which leaves Louisette to be Ringo. And no one--NO ONE--wants to be lameass Ringo.

So don't even get me started on this...


Fuck you, Louisette Bert-ass-hole!

You wish you had an iota of the talent that Julia Child does!

So pretty much the rule is that no one but Julia Child is allowed to write a French cookbook. How dare these wannabes even try.

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "Simca and Louisette are writing a cookbook."

2 comments:

  1. I think this is my favorite entry of yours! i was laughing the whole time.

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  2. George Harrison is the best Beatle. Don't even.

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