Friday, January 14, 2011

Day 46 - Feedback Friday (Special Edition)

Day 46.

I did not originally plan on having a Feedback Friday today, but yesterday I received this gem of an email in my inbox. And instantly, I knew I could not deny you all the pleasure of what it feels like to be me, if not just for a short while. Any ironic, gimmick-blogger is defined by his readership--and if most of my readership were like Rodger Spence, the world would be a much better place.

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fromRodger Spence <rodgerspence@gmail.com>
tolawrenceandjulieandjulia@gmail.com
dateThu, Jan 13, 2011 at 9:46 PM
subjectJulia Child
mailed-bygmail.com
signed-bygmail.com
hide details 9:46 PM (17 hours ago)

Hey Lawrence,

Rodger Spence here, a fellow college student. 

I go to Iowa, so fuck Nortwhestern. You guys suck horse dick. Ever heard of a football player named Shawn Green? Yeah, that's right, he's on the Jets, in the playoffs, while your Packers sit crying at home and Ricky Stanzi fucks Aaron Rodgers' girlfriend. Oh shit I forgot about Brian Bulaga ya'll have him fuck he's good. Go beat the shit out of Atlanta I guess. I like the Vikings though so you can suck Brett Farve's small cock.

Anyway, I am writing this email because I'm pretty good at Photoshop and I think your blog would be even more nuts if you had some cooler photoshop illustrations on it. For instance, naked Julia Child. How apeshit would that be? These fat midwestern chicks who read your blog would be all like shit this guy just threw some straight up computer generated septuagenarian nudity all up in my irony, I can't deal with this shit, I'm gonna go eat some cheese. What about naked """Not Mark Ruffalo"""? Then those cheese eaters would be all like yo fuck this cheese Ima flick one out to this photoshop. The gay shit is not my kind of thing but your blog seems kind of like nonstop over compense so it could be your thing in which case you'd totally rub one out to that too

Here is a photoshop in case you don't know what they look like but you probably do because you use the fucking internet to write your blog. Maybe you should just post that. Shit's hot.
(I'm fairly drunk right now so I hope this email makes as much sense as i think it does,I'm pretty sure I have some great ideas.)

Peace out bitch
Rodger Spence

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Rodger Spence, 2012 
BA Candidate in Comparative Literature
rodgerspence@gmail.com

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Rodger also attached a crudely photoshopped nude image of Scarlett Johansson, which I am not at liberty to reprint here for legal reasons (and also, because it was super offensive).

Julie Powell Says the Darndest Things (pt. 2) to be continued tomorrow!

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "What do you think it means if you don't like your friends?"

6 comments:

  1. You're pulling our.....leg..s, right?!
    Comparative Literature...this is clearly written by you, "bitch".

    I've not written before but "I've been with you from the beginning" and it's all amazing (although I admit I'm a bit alienated when whole blogs are dedicated to US celebrities I've heard little of)

    But keep writing and someone somewhere will mention you in their doctorate/dissertation/school essay/whatever you Americans call it.

    Maybe you should post this offensive "photoshop" for a few hours only...?

    Look forward to watching you grow in front of me (that was less gay in my head but you get it)

    Dario

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  2. 1. Please make a fake user account or something, pose as a guest, and link to this photo in the comments.

    2. I fail to see how naked Scarlett Johansson could ever be offensive. In truth, beauty, and in beauty truth!

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  3. Sweet Jesus, I am embarrassed for my state. However, I would like to point out, that this is the type of quality individual that U of Iowa produces. Go State! ;)

    Seriously, though. W. T. F.

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