Day 46 - Feedback Friday (Special Edition)

Day 46.

I did not originally plan on having a Feedback Friday today, but yesterday I received this gem of an email in my inbox. And instantly, I knew I could not deny you all the pleasure of what it feels like to be me, if not just for a short while. Any ironic, gimmick-blogger is defined by his readership--and if most of my readership were like Rodger Spence, the world would be a much better place.

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from Rodger Spence <rodgerspence@gmail.com> to lawrenceandjulieandjulia@gmail.com date Thu, Jan 13, 2011 at 9:46 PM subject Julia Child mailed-by gmail.com signed-by gmail.com

hide details 9:46 PM (17 hours ago)

Hey Lawrence,

Rodger Spence here, a fellow college student. 

I go to Iowa, so fuck Nortwhestern. You guys suck horse dick. Ever heard of a football player named Shawn Green? Yeah, that's right, he's on the Jets, in the playoffs, while your Packers sit crying at home and Ricky Stanzi fucks Aaron Rodgers' girlfriend. Oh shit I forgot about Brian Bulaga ya'll have him fuck he's good. Go beat the shit out of Atlanta I guess. I like the Vikings though so you can suck Brett Farve's small cock.

Anyway, I am writing this email because I'm pretty good at Photoshop and I think your blog would be even more nuts if you had some cooler photoshop illustrations on it. For instance, naked Julia Child. How apeshit would that be? These fat midwestern chicks who read your blog would be all like shit this guy just threw some straight up computer generated septuagenarian nudity all up in my irony, I can't deal with this shit, I'm gonna go eat some cheese. What about naked """Not Mark Ruffalo"""? Then those cheese eaters would be all like yo fuck this cheese Ima flick one out to this photoshop. The gay shit is not my kind of thing but your blog seems kind of like nonstop over compense so it could be your thing in which case you'd totally rub one out to that too

Here is a photoshop in case you don't know what they look like but you probably do because you use the fucking internet to write your blog. Maybe you should just post that. Shit's hot.

(I'm fairly drunk right now so I hope this email makes as much sense as i think it does,I'm pretty sure I have some great ideas.)

Peace out bitch

Rodger Spence

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Rodger Spence, 2012 

BA Candidate in Comparative Literature

rodgerspence@gmail.com

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Rodger also attached a crudely photoshopped nude image of Scarlett Johansson, which I am not at liberty to reprint here for legal reasons (and also, because it was super offensive).

Julie Powell Says the Darndest Things (pt. 2) to be continued tomorrow!

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