Day 44 - Number of Chews Taken in Julie & Julia

Day 44.

Naturally, since Julie & Julia is a food movie, its characters tend to spend a lot of time chewing. So today, I tried to count every instance of chewing, as defined by Merriam-Webster as: to crush, grind, or gnaw (as food) with or as if with the teeth. The results can be seen below.

Sooo... 482 total chews! Man, that's a lot! But the stats are actually somewhat inflated when you realize that most of those chews were taken by the most obnoxious chewer of all--Not Mark Ruffalo a.k.a. Not Mark Chew-falo.

What a douchebag! Or should I say, chew-shbag?

No, probably still douchebag.

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Julie & Julia Quote of the Day: "And breast your cards."