Saturday, January 1, 2011

Day 33 - New Year's Resolutions

Day 33.

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope you all enjoyed the holiday festivities as much as I did. But that being said, I am honored to be the one to welcome you back to work/school/your ass imprint on the couch. Here at the Lawrence/Julie & Julia Project, our entire staff (of illegal immigrants) has been hard at work throughout the holiday season making sure I watch/blog about this stupid movie every day. To help them out, I decided to jot down 11 special Julie & Julia-related new year's resolutions during today's viewing. I hold you readers responsible for making sure they all happen.

"Here's to a delightful 2011!"
In 2011, I pledge to...

11. Continue watching Julie & Julia every day.
10. Stop complaining about having to watch Julie & Julia every day.
9. Grind my teeth less while I'm watching Julie & Julia every day.
8. Refrain from throwing things at the screen while I'm watching Julie & Julia every day.
7. Make sure the things I throw at the screen after I break resolution #8 are made of soft material and are definitely not my right shoe.
6. Discover more creative profanities to shout when Amy Adams is onscreen.
5. Finish my Julie & Julia fan-fiction erotica novel.
4. Purchase stamps for Meryl Streep fan mail.
3. Purchase stamps for Amy Adams hate mail.
2. Learn Not Mark Ruffalo's real name.
1. Quit smoking and lose weight (also, pay child support if I feel like it).

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "You know how famously grouchy the French can be, brother." 
 

29 comments:

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  2. I LOVE your blog! Keep writing, I'll be there for the next 300+ following days!

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  3. Love your blog. It always makes me laugh. Happy New Year!

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  4. I love your blog :) I found it a few weeks ago and I've been reading it every day. Keep up the good work :)

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  5. I, for one, am particularly looking forward to the Julie & Julia fan-fiction erotica novel.

    MAKE IT HAPPEN!

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  6. Julie ON Julia. Yeah.

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  7. Are you really writing a Julie & Julia fan-fiction erotica novel? If so, I can't wait to read it.

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  8. ..... so bouh dah child support, dahs a joke riiiteee ? im noh da britest XD luvvin da blog so far, nd yeh yir rite julie powell is a bitch... luv meryl streep do ! nd yehhhh i no im jus a lil bih l8 wit mi comments, da blog bein dun alreddy, n im pretty sure yiv lyk a settin yoke teh delete dis comment, ihs a gr8 ideea... i always try teh blog buh amn arsed :D yuh shud do anuddr wun wich i SWER il read ah da rite time ;)

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