Thursday, December 23, 2010

Day 24 - Julie & Julia Reimagined: As Dinosaurs

Day 24.

Have you ever wondered what Julie & Julia would be like if the main characters were played by dinosaurs? Because that's exactly what I was thinking today as I watched the movie for the 24th time. A sampling follows. 

Voice on Answering Machine: Hi, it's Barry Ryan from the Santa Barbara News-Press, and I'm writing an article about Julia Child's 90th birthday and I asked her about your blog, and frankly? She was kind of a pill about it so I thought--

Juliesaurus Rex: ROARRRR!!!

Juliesaurus Rex whips her tail around the room and smashes the answering machine. She then proceeds to eat Not Mark Ruffalo.

***
Awesome.
*** 

Paul Child: Someone is going to publish your book. Someone is going to read your book and realize what you've done. Because your book--is amazing. Your book--is a work of genius. Your book--is going to change the world. Do you hear me? 

Juliaraptor: RAWRRRR!!! 

Juliaraptor eats Stanley Tucci.

***

Juliesaurus Rex and Juliaraptor sit at a table. 

Juliesaurus Rex: ...so that's when I decided that enough was enough and told my hedge fund manager to take a hike. 

Juliaraptor: Good for you--I mean, how dare he? And in this volatile market economy? 

A meteor falls from the sky, crushing them both to death. 

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Julie & Julia
Quote of the Day: "Today we will begin by learning to boil eggs.

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