Day 17 - Julie, Julia & Kanye West (pt. 4)

Day 17.

Welcome to the final day of our little Kanye West/Julie & Julia experiment, where we'll be wrapping things up and proving once and for all that if you play the album and the movie simultaneously, the end result is one singular, masterpiece.

Also, keep emailing me at lawrenceandjulieandjulia@gmail.com and I'll try to get your emails and responses up for a Feedback Friday post tomorrow!

Meryl Streep's biggest fan

Warning: The following post is rated M for Mature due to mild language and brief nudity. It is also rated A for Awesome.

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Format: "Kanye West lyric" – What's happening in Julie & Julia. 

Track 11 - Blame Game 

"Let's play the blame game, I love you, more" – Amy Adams fights with Not Mark Ruffalo

"Let's call her names, names, I hate you, more" – Not Mark Ruffalo calls Amy Adams names. The audience all hates her.

"I'll call you bitch for sure'" – Julia Child's friend abandons the cooking class. Julia calls her a bitch.

"I took a piss and dismiss it and went and found somebody else" – Meryl Streep is stressed out, but finds comfort in her sister's (Jane Lynch) arrival to Paris.

"You weren't perfect but you made life worth it" – Jane Lynch isn't perfect (too tall), but she's still an Emmy-award winning actress.

The original title for this song was "Boop, boop, boop."

"Been a long time since I spoke to you in a bathroom gripping you up and choking you" – Sisters fight. That's normal.

"I know you ain't getting this type of dick from that local dude" – Jane Lynch isn't married yet. Meryl Streep knows this and wants to fix it.

"I heard he bought some coke with my money. 'Dat ain't right, girl" – Stanley Tucci needs to control is coke addiction.

"Oh my god... baby you done took this... to another level!" – Jane Lynch flirts with a short guy. Things are getting heated. 

"Damn! Damn! Who taught you how to get sexy?" – Jane Lynch is self-taught at getting sexy.

"Look at you... naked" – Wedding scene for Jane Lynch and the short guy. He will probably soon be looking at her...naked.

"Who... who the fuck got your pussy all re-upholstered?" – No idea, but this lyric is hilarious.

Google Image result for "reupholstered." Now just imagine this, but a vagina.

 Track 12 - Lost in the World 

"I'm building a still to slow down the time" – Meryl Streep and Stanley Tucci slow dance at the wedding. 

"And she's down for the night" – Dorothy gets pregnant.

"You're my devil, You're my angel" – Stanley Tucci says something like this to Meryl Streep i.e. "You're my bread, You're my butter."

"Let's break out of this fakeass party" – Meryl Streep eats dinner with her two friends. She wants to break out of this fakeass party. 

Track 13 - Who Will Survive in America 

"Who will survive in America?" – The ladies' book has just been rejected by the French publisher because it is not in English. It will have to survive in America. 

"And America is now blood and tears instead of milk and honey" – It won't matter. Julia Child will make blood and tears taste delicious."

"America was a bastard, the illegitimate daughter of the mother country whose legs were then spread around the world and a rapist known as freedom--free doom." – What the fuck? This doesn't have anything to do with Julie & Julia.

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And so ends our 4-part series, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Julie & Julia. I started this series with a hunch that these two great works of art were created to complement each other perfectly--and I was completely right. Every second of Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy syncs up perfectly with the film Julie & Julia. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. I hope you all enjoyed the ride.

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Julie & Julia Quote of the Day: "I am not a saint."